Well, I had promised everyone a story about Lent and all that happy stuff, and I did write something that I thought was fairly funny. I’m not going to lie. It was a very dark comedy, and under the advisement of one Agent Collateral Damage, I did not post it so that I would not offend anyone. He’s probably right. I sent him a draft of the first installment and he â€œpoo-pooedâ€ it, so I didn’t post it. He said it would offend people because of the content. I agree this is no place to make anyone mad over something that is totally meant as a joke.
Even though the final chapter was a really upbeat and happy free-for-all (it’s title was “How Jesus Got his Groove Back” ), most of it was pretty unfriendly to Catholics. So I will not post it on the website. However if you are really interested in it for a laugh, just email me and I’ll send you a copy. email@example.com.
So in place of the Ash Wednesday column, you get this boring dribble:
What’s in Butters MP3 player Today?
- Linkin Park : bleed it out
- Korn : evolution
- Buck Cherry : Crazy @#$&*
- Finger Eleven : paralyzer
- Weird Al : white and nerdy
- Unknown : hoedown music
- Korn : make me bad
- and always on Air Supply : all out of love
Man, I love Air Supply. 🙂