Agent Butters turns the Big 3-0
Well I turned the big 3-0 the other day. Of course, with every birthday I start to get a sense of my own mortality. I also like to make a list (gasp, me make a list? Insane) of all the things I’d like to do before I meet Elvis. I call it a bucket-list, or a list of things I’d like to do before I kick “the bucket”…….What do you mean there’s a movie called “the bucket list” Son-of-a…..Whatever here’s my Buttertub list.
- Get married
- have a child
- golf Augusta
- beat up the clown that scared me in 2nd grade
- beat up the clown that scared me in the 4th grade
- watch a marathon on TV
- watch myself watching TV
- two girls ’nuff said
- compose a masterpiece
- watch someone climb a mountain on TV
- beat up the clown that scared me the second time in 4th grade
- visit Germany
- visit Germany and beat up the German clown that scared me in the 5th grade
- beat agent Rutabaga in a round of golf
- own my own home
- beat up clown that scared me in 6th grade
- get over my irrational fear of clowns
- write a novel
- actually read a novel
- make a ship in a bottle
- beat up clown that scared me in 8th grade
- cure cancer
- get cancer so I can cure myself
- beat up clown that scared me last week
- finally understand why people like to watch Nascar
- beat up clown that I saw on TV running a Marathon
- when a nobel peice prise in comedy
- visit every free adult site on the ‘net
- rid the world of clowns
- make it long enough to see my next birthday